I was told they could definitely help with my needs.Yet, before I shelled out any of my hard earned student debt, I needed more information.
I would have been impressed, were it not for the fact that it’s bad. Like, worse than an essay entirely made up of Pitbull lyrics.
Click the link to read it in all its glory, in all its utter shiteness.
I have never looked back on a night out and thought to myself, "Wow, that was a fun social interaction". Additionally, most of their writers are educated to a Masters or Ph D level of education.
I told them I had a deadline for a 1000-word draft deadline in 12 days time and couldn't be bothered to write it.
I could look it up, but that would require putting in effort and at this point I'm fully in character as a student who is totally fucking done with university, so it's a no from me. As I’ve said previously, I’m merely a humble BA student at a polytechnic university, I have no right to criticise what could be an esteemed piece of literary criticism. “I was expecting a first if you paid for it, how much did it cost you exactly? Mary had guaranteed me that "The paper will be in best quality", so was this piece of trash really worth at least a 2:1? I had one final question – would he have guessed that I had bought the essay had I officially submitted it as my own work? No one would buy an essay worse than what they could’ve written themselves.
So I emailed it off to my tutor to see what he thought. “Maybe a 2:2, probably less than that”, he said, before telling me: “The more you look at it the worse it gets”. If it was stellar work I might have thought it had been bought, but not this.” There was only one thing to do – I went back to Essay Writing Lab to complain.
You can only achieve all this if you are able to produce your work on time to a good standard while still being able to work to support yourself and also, have fun social interaction with your friends." Now first of all, university is 100 per cent about passing your course. Once you're on the Essay Writing Lab website, a friendly chat box pops up, like a stranger in a smoking area looking to buy a cigarette from you.
I'm not the son of a property-rich City lawyer, I study BA English Literature at a polytechnic university – this is pretty much it for me. I'm sorry, but no one says 'fun social interaction'. After a brief chat with a robot, I found that 90 per cent of their writers come from the US and UK, with the remaining 10 per cent being native English speakers.
“I was so annoyed when I was reading it”, he told me. Eventually, he settled on a mark of no higher than 49 per cent, third class honours. I opened up a new chat, Third Class Honours in hand.
"I recently bought an essay from you and I was told it would be in the highest quality, however I only received 49/100 when I handed it in", I said to the ' Support Representative'.